(Source: xsugar-venom)



awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently



estebanwaseaten:

estebanwaseaten:

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)



kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore)



(Source: natskep)




telapathetic:

this show never fails me

(Source: monicapotters)






merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(Source: vikakomova)



r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money



tapdancers:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing

(Source: xbox420)



I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via feministlikeme)

(Source: dolly-lungs)



groundbreak:

Fuck off, Jerry.

groundbreak:

Fuck off, Jerry.

(Source: seinfeld-daily)



aristophania:

the australians on here are quietly glancing at each other all like hmm who wants to be the one to tell them we have no idea wtf a pumpkin spice latte is



mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism