dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck



softdyke:

at least i have a nice butt



(Source: chaystar1)



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icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT




whiteprinteddeer:

geescape:

Josh Pyke - Endless Summer (originally by The Jezabels)

I love this version



(Source: princess-manders)






poptart-golem:

downlo:

kiratsukai:


goats are assholes and I fucking love them for it





Wee prancy bastards

I fucking love goats

poptart-golem:

downlo:

kiratsukai:

goats are assholes and I fucking love them for it

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Wee prancy bastards

I fucking love goats

(Source: knowledgeknights)




 

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

(Source: graynor)



adinasauce:

circumcisions:

do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial

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