Best thing ever to wake up to! 🎂🎉 #nocakejustyogo #birthdaymealnumberone @honorahhh
date idea: feed me grapes and fan me with giant leaves while I sit on a couch in a toga
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??
selfies are rebloggable…
obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though
my wedding vows: i love u but i dont love u as much as i love dogs
"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"
What did you guys learn today?
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying