(Source: hannahbowl)



fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.



Everything is temporary.
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via mandolinaes)

(Source: lunacrystals)




officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels [x]



(Source: itseasytoremember)



turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police



badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: longlivequeenallison)



lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.



unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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(Source: unperceptible)



gnumblr:

reblog if you’re the gay cousin



sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 



(Source: memewhore)



thatfunnyblog:

u make my 

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swoggy:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea lion with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

swoggy:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea lion with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.



tommogranate:

me taking tests in school

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